And Whoo's Birthday is Today?

Today's a birthday
Can't you see
And I will tell you
Now with glee

I know you want

To hear some more

This birthday man

Is Theodor

Who is this man

This Geisel guy

He now writes poems

Up in the sky

I will tell you

It is my plan

I will tell you

About the man

Growing up

You heard his rhymes

They are the greatest

Of all the times

All the rhymes

Wrote by the man

We all did read them

A dandy plan

But if you're puzzled

And need a clue

You might be stumped

And wonder whoo                                                                                               If Horton comes

And eats green ham

The Grinch might come

And hit you-BAM!

If red and blue fish

Will hop on pop

You'll guess this man

And you're on top

I now will say

I will let loose

This birthday guy

Is Doctor Seuss

A Freebee

I'm not on the clock
This one is free
I exceeded my goal
I say with glee

I proved to myself
I still can rhyme
Last ten days proved
Test of my time

Be back in the morrow
Some things to say
Be back to observe
A special birthday

Ode to Leap Day

This year we have an extra day
Enjoy it all, this much I say
Don't waste it all with all your fears
We get this day once in four years

Put this day up on your plate
This day is really more than great
And why I think it is so fine
It's February twenty nine

We may have rain we may have snow
The coming things we do not know
I really think it will be fine
The extra time, it will be mine

A holiday is not this time
But killing time is still a crime
Enjoy your day while it is here
An extra day to bring in cheer

Late 500

All right, the guys at NASCAR

Can think outside the box

Last night I watched the boogity man

Start the race on Fox

Lap one it went around okay

But lap two were several cars

Involving in a pileup

Including some big stars

I listened as I'm driving home

They're near the halfway point

The weatherman might have his say

Who wins inside this joint

I went to bed after J P M

Set his car and a truck ablaze

Blaney was now the car to beat

To win would be the craze

I wake up and I find that Matt

Had won another race

And this is one of thirty six

And he can set the pace

Mild Winter Limerick

It's been a real mild winter so far
There's not too much frost on my car
No temps way too low
No shoveling snow
A fortunate bunch we all are

Rain Delay Blues

It's raining in the sunshine state

To racing fans, it's not too great

A soggy start to begin the season

We can't rejoice, you know the reason

The blowers went around the track

To help us see the drivers back

It rained again, and made us sad

And people there they may be mad

Tomorrow they will start at noon

The engines will all hum their tune

Green flag will drop, then starts the chase

Turning left, the cars will race

Skipped Day Poem

Today I owe you two

I don't know what to do

I need to post a rhyme

I need to find the time

Sometimes when you set goals

You seem to get in holes

I guess I'll type it out

And post it here, no doubt