Ode to Freezing Rain

Today I slip and I slide
Going to work's a rough ride
The drive was so dicey
'Cause the roads were so icy

Today I left for work early
And the roads were real squirrely
Some had slid in a ditch
They will wait for a hitch

Some might be making a fuss
A truck from Toys R Us
It slid off the way
Why did it happen today?

So take it easy today
On the roads if you may
Drive with care, take it slow
Be a good good example to show

Nature's Most Perfect Gaming System

The best gaming system
Don't cost a dime
And it's been around
Since beginning of time

You don't need electric
You don't need TV
Sometimes with this system
You just need a tree

With this perfect system
You can play all day long
And all of your friends
Can come play along

First base is a block of wood
Second base is a shoe
No worry about home plate
Some cardboard will do

You play some touch football
Sometimes you keep score
Sometimes you change teams
And then play some more

And when you play tag
"You're it" you will say
Change the name of the tag
And play all the day

No charge for these games
No charge when you play
Just go on outside
And play all the day

No need for the gym
No need for the park
Just reach in your mind
And play until dark

Wonder Winterland

Out my window I saw all white
All white stuff was in my sight
Out my window I see the snow
And people driving very slow


Don't want to see our Christmas green
White snow gives it a perfect scene
And it really is against our rights
Seeing green lawns and Christmas lights