Over a big long joke
Cause a big long joke
Might cause me to choke
One liners are short
They're fresh in the mind
They're easy to find
And easy to remember
They're fresh in the mind
They're easy to find
And easy to remember
I like to tell puns
Because puns are fun
I tell them and run
And sometimes they stun
Because puns are fun
I tell them and run
And sometimes they stun
Before I go
I want you to know
You should be warned
Before you are scorned
I want you to know
You should be warned
Before you are scorned
Be careful with one liners
Don't tell them in diners
Or tell them to shriners
They may give you shiners
Don't tell them in diners
Or tell them to shriners
They may give you shiners
2 comments:
did rodney dangerfield pen this post.. the king of one liners!!!
No, but I get no respect either.
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