Monday, June 16, 2008

I like one liners

I like to give one liners
Over a big long joke
Cause a big long joke
Might cause me to choke

One liners are short
They're fresh in the mind
They're easy to find
And easy to remember

I like to tell puns
Because puns are fun
I tell them and run
And sometimes they stun

Before I go
I want you to know
You should be warned
Before you are scorned

Be careful with one liners
Don't tell them in diners
Or tell them to shriners
They may give you shiners

2 comments:

Pat Jenkins said...

did rodney dangerfield pen this post.. the king of one liners!!!

74WIXYgrad said...

No, but I get no respect either.